"As you are no doubt aware, the end of the world will occur this Saturday, May 21, 2011 (those who have had their heads in the sand and have not heard the news should go immediately to this website
Andy* and I have decided to have an “End of the World” party to provide our friends with a chance to indulge in all the things that they have been avoiding in order to prolong their lives. We will provide caloric-laden food, deafening music, excessive amount of alcohol and cigarettes. We ask only that you bring a cd that you would like to be with you for all eternity. Comfortable clothing would also be a good choice as you will probably not be changing for a very long time.
The party will begin at 8:30 and will be over at the end of time.
No rain date."
For those interested, flip me a note and Ill send you their addy. Sure to be the party of a lifetime.
*thats my pops